Frequently Asked Questions

How was the idea of the Nudi™ swimsuit hatched?

Ever thought about taking your bathing suit off when you're in the water? You started to, but then thought, wait, what if I lose it? And how can I actually swim with this wad of wet cloth in my hand? After years of painstaking research and extensive testing costing many thousands of dollars (well, not exactly) we've come up with the answer, the revolutionary NUDI in-water removable swimsuit. An ingenious (if I do say so myself) set of fasteners allow for easy removal of the suit, which then rolls up onto a thin but strong waist chain. When you leave the water, presto, the suit goes back on just as easily, and you emerge from the surf with the lifeguards, cops, and tour groups none the wiser. And out of the water you can't tell it from any other superbly fitted, excellent quality designer swimwear.

 

We've found that nudists themselves have not risen up in furious condemnation of this "textile" invasion. It has a definite use, for instance, at those clothing-optional resorts where, though there's privacy at the pool, the ocean area is public. And it's a great way for people who are interested in trying the clothing optional style to gingerly give it a try.

 

After all, we don't take showers with wet cloth clinging to our skin. (Most of us, anyway.)

Is it the first product of its kinds, or is it an improvement over a previously existing invention? 

The idea is new, and is under patent protection.

Are the products available only through your web store? 

As of now.  Hey, we're a startup.  We're not going anywhere and our workmanship is guaranteed. 

Do the men's suits work the same way? 

Yes.

Is there any danger of an, um, unexpected problem in the water? 

No. The suit has been thoroughly tested. It won't come loose out of its pocket, and the chain itself will hold against strong surf.

What about the top?

There's plenty of room in the sleeve for it.

 I'm kind of shy about people knowing what I'm up to. Can people tell? 

On the beach nobody will know that your suit has our Nudi™' capability if you're able to restrain yourself from shouting it at the top of your lungs.